Ivy League - Alex Lahey

If I was an Ivy League

Kind of girl

Do you think that they would give me more

Shifts at work?

Spent all my day

Walking 'round the local lake

Never thought I would have this

9 to 5 heartache

I went to B-grade university

And got myself an arts degree, oh-oh!

If I was an Ivy League

Kind of girl

Do you think that I’d be different

Would it change my world?

Spend all my day

Getting on the honour roll

Then I’d go and get married

So I don’t live on the Dole

I went to B-grade university

And got myself an arts degree, oh-oh!

I’ll be a straight-A student

And pass with flying colours

Get invited to do honours…

I’ll be a workplace dreamboat

Job interviews-- I know it all

I’ll be so damn employable…

I went to B-grade university

And got myself an arts degree, oh-oh!

I went to B-grade university

And got myself an arts degree, oh-oh!