I Am a Cider Drinker - Alestorm

When the moon shines on the cow shed

And we’re rollin' in the hay

All the cows are out there grazing

And the milk is on its way.

I am a cider drinker, I drinks it all of the day

I am a cider drinker, It soothes all me troubles away

Oh arr oh arr aay, oh arr oh arr aay.

It’s so cosy in the kitchen with the smell of rabbit stew

When the breeze blows 'cross the farmyard

You can smell the cow sheds too.

(Oh, I’ve never smelt nothing like it in all my life!)

When those combine wheels stops turning

And a hard day’s work is done

There’s a pub around the corner

It’s the place we have our fun.

(Arr, we’ll have some fun 'n' all.)

I am a cider drinker, I drinks it all of the day

I am a cider drinker, It soothes all me troubles away

Oh arr oh arr aay, oh arr oh arr aay.

(Come on, get a couple of pints down 'ere then!)

Now dear old Mabel

When she’s able we takes a stroll down Lover’s Lane

And we’ll sink a pint of Scrumpy

Then we’ll play old nature’s game.

(Ha ha! Proper job!)

But we end up in the duck pond

When the pub is sized to close

With me breeches full o' tadpoles

And the newts between me toes.

I am a cider drinker, I drinks it all of the day

I am a cider drinker, It soothes all me troubles away

Oh arr oh arr aay, oh arr oh arr aay.

(Come on everyone, get up 'ere then!

Ha ha!)

I am a cider drinker, I drinks it all of the day

I am a cider drinker, It soothes all me troubles away

Oh arr oh arr aay, oh arr oh arr aay.

Oh arr oh arr aay, oh arr oh arr aay.

Let cider be the spice of life!