Vogue Bambini - Momus

A barrel full of monkeys would be

Quite a lot of fun

So won’t you tell me

Where I can get one?

Maybe there’s a baby I can dress

Comme des Garcons

Oh yes I want one

A really cute one

There’s a Vivienne Westwood baby

Here on page sixteen

Of the new edition of my favourite magazine

Keep reading Vogue Bambini

Drink a glass of dry Martini

Lie down and go BAM BAM!'

Boys are just like babies

They do things that babies do

They go BAM BAM!

And bring the house down

I’ve got Johnson’s bubble bath

I’ve got baby shampoo

But not the baby

The monkey won’t do

With my pop star boyfriend

Sitting in our little flat

Hoping that my tummy

Will just suddenly go fat

Keep reading Vogue Bambini

Drink a glass of dry Martini

Lie down and go BAM BAM!

(Est ce que ce petit bebe est a toi mademoiselle? Parce que, si ce n’est pas a

toi, je veux l’emporter chez moi

Ah oui, j’aime tellement les enfants, je les aime vachement.

Regardez,

dans ce mensuel Italien, les bambinis fantastiques!)

Keep reading Vogue Bambini

Drink a glass of dry Martini

Lie down and go BAM BAM!

I keep reading Vogue Bambini

In my little flat

Hoping that my tummy will just

Suddenly go fat

Vogue Italia Bambini

Shake and stir me like Martini

Lie down, BAM BAM!