Sexual Harassment - The Axis of Awesome

Now Baby I see your body push it close to mine\nI reach out to touch you\nBaby girl you’re lookin fine\nI touch your neck with my fingers\nI stroke those silky thighs\nYou just sit there baby\nYou look at me with those eyes\nYou say it’s Sexual Harassment\nYou say it’s Sexual Harassment\nThey say I’m not allowed\nTo comment on your figure\nWell if this will get me fired\nBaby you can pull the trigger\nYou might feel uncomfortable\nWhen I stroke your hair\nThey say it’s inappropriate\nWell baby I don’t care\nLet me touch you shoulders\nIt can be relaxing\nI brush myself against you\nWhile your copying or faxing\nYou say it’s Sexual, Harassment\nYou say it’s Sexual, Harassment\nDon’t be offended\nCos it’s not what I intended\nI’m staring at your chest\nCos I care about your breasts\nYour deserving of my perving\nThough you say that it’s unnerving\nGirl my gauge is never swerving\nCos my pleasure you are serving\nI’m hoping that my groping\nWon’t be cause for complaint\nOr that you take me back to court\nAnd file for restraint\nWhen you slap me in the face\nAnd cause me embarrassment\nI say that is low\nYou say that it’s sexual harassment\nYou say it’s Sexual (Sexual) Harassment (Harassment Baby)\nSexual\nHow can you be surprised when you dress that way?