Dead Wood - The Residents

I wish I was big\nI wish I was tall\nI wish I had houses\nInstead of this hall\nSomebody put me\nInside it one day\nI know who it is\nBut he won’t let me say\nI wish I was something\nI wish I was good\nI wish I was made of\nMahogany wood\nI wish I was something\nI wish I was good\nI wish I was made of\nMahogany wood\nHe looks at me sometimes\nAnd sometimes he knocks\nOn doorways beside me\nAnd sometimes he rocks\nMe to sleep in a chair\nFor he knows that I need\nAffection as much\nAs a cut needs to bleed\nI wish I was something\nI wish I was good\nI wish I was made of\nMahogany wood\nI wish I was something\nI wish I was good\nI wish I was made of\nMahogany wood\nI wish I was something\nI wish I was good\nI wish I was made of\nMahogany wood\nI wish I was something\nI wish I was good\nI wish I was made of\nMahogany wood