Love Cards - Devlin, Etta Bond

Love’s not on the cards

No time to mend a broken heart

No knocking down this wall

I told you when it started, I don’t do broken hearted

Don’t talk about love silly, you don’t love Jimmy!

This ain’t a game girl and I ain’t the king of hearts

I’m trying to say love’s not on the cards

Can’t hold hands, I ain’t into romance

But if you wanted I could take you to my yard

Treat you like a bad girl, tell me what you are

I’ll have you spinning like the fan belt, you won’t know where you are

Call me sirius, you’re riding with a star

Scrap that I ain’t a star I’m just spaced out

And to be honest we could use a bit of space now

Always said that I wouldn’t be there tomorrow

Bet your bottom dollar I’ll be gone before the day’s out

Anyway, you couldn’t love me if you tried

I’m lovely on the surface but uglier inside

Cause if I had ten mil, and my name was Raymond Weil

I still wouldn’t have the money or the time

I don’t think you’re listening to Etta Bond

Don’t get emotional

Call me Voldemort, a bad wizard I just want to give a witch a wand

All this early hour small talk is getting long

You wanna fight?

Take a pipe-bomb to Lebanon!

You want love?

Come closer and get them leggings off!

But tell me that you love me then I’m jetting off

Time to cut the ride short, driver let me off

Cause if you never saw me on the stage

You’d ignore me in the rave

Level with me straight, I’m a 10, you’re an 8

And now it’s getting rather late

Don’t be offended because I’m blunt like James

I ain’t trying to make your heart break

Just accelerate your heart rate while you say my name

And I’m sorry but I seem to have forgotten yours

Remind me, is it Janet or Jane?

(We've done this before, I gave you my life)

You can’t lock down the heart in my chest

I’m too young to have a cardiac arrest

'til my dreams come true I can’t rest

Cupid can’t scar my flesh

Love’s not on the cards I guess