The Airport Song - Genesis, Ray Wilson, Stiltskin

Here I am sitting at the airport

Waiting on a plane

Taking me to New York

Choking of my coffee

When a girl goes past

Only funny things seem to make me laugh

When I came I didn’t know that I’d be

Still here a week next Friday

My plane was late

Because it’s raining outside

Someone stole the engines

And we’re going to have to glide

Well I can’t sit here forever

Because I want to go home

Never have I flt bad

Maybe I’ll just take a cub

Becaus I think I’m going mad

Went to the bar to buy myself a beer

Met up with a guy

Who’d arrived last year

Bought myself a whiskey and lit a cigarette

Said the move you seem to drink

Well the easier it gets

So I guess I’m trying to tell you

That if you’re going to fly

Get a set of wings

And kiss your ass goodbye

When you pack your case

Better pack yourself a bed

'Cause if you had a wish

You’d be wishing you were dead