Sketches Of Winkle - Ween

Well she danced like a floozie in a hot tub of guava

Aching 'round the scene, you know he’s hip to her mantra

He was a meditated fucker all strung-out on Sinatra

Sketching Van Winkle like there ain’t no tomorr-a

I saw Van Winkle show up on the scene

I’m rubbing elbows when I saw that’s he’s been doing all those

Sketches of Winkle -- crying to the heavens in a fit of rage

Sketches of Winkle -- keeping little pumas locked up in a cage

Sketches of Winkle -- I think I love her but she don’t love me

Sketches of Winkle -- why don’t she love me, dude?

(I don’t know)

She drained all the fluid from the sink in the kitchen

Aching round these bitches all he’s doing is bitchin'

Steven said he went and bought a new pair of mittens

Mean Ween cut me and he said he was kidding

I saw Van Winkle show up on the scene

I’m rubbing elbows when I saw that’s he’s been doing all those

Sketches of Winkle -- crying to the heavens in a fit of rage

Sketches of Winkle -- keeping little pumas locked up in a cage

Sketches of winkle -- I think I love her but she don’t love me

Sketches of Winkle -- why don’t she love me, dude?

(I don’t know)

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