Kneecaps - D-Sisive

I play drums on my kneecaps

And freestyle to my feet taps

Big L on TV — I wanna be that

Mind blown — like: Man, did you just see that?

And I did

At 17 years old

But I ain’t never smoke weed though

And I ain’t never seen a shotgun

Or try to escape from cops run

Well, I lied to my Mom once

And I stole a dollar from my Pops but

I doubt that’s what rap fans did

A middle-class fat kid in glasses

Mom’s askin': Derek, what the hell’s wrong?

I need a story to sell songs

Wait, let me get this call son

Then we can talk about your problems

She said hello to the bad news

Drop the phone on a Jordan’s shoes

The cancer came back and it spread quick

Three weeks later, she left

Shit…

I play drums on my kneecaps

And freestyle to my feet taps

Big Pun on TV — I wanna be that

Mind blown — like: Man, did you just see that?

I play drums on my kneecaps

And freestyle to my feet taps

B.I.G.

on TV — I wanna be that

Mind blown — like: Man, did you just see that?

And I did

Pops on the sofa

In front of Captain Morgan and Mosins

His drinking used to be a joke but

The liquor became his focus

Drank from morning to no-sun

Passed out — and the second he woke up

He hit the liquor store before it open

On the first name basis with the owner

Drove the car home loaded

Thank God the cops never pulled him over

Or he never lost control of the Oldsmo

And killed somebody, cause he wasn’t sober

I told him — Dad, you better stop with that

He laughed as he twisted off a bottle cap

His liver had enough of the drinking

Skin started turning yellow like the Simpsons

They say he never was the same since Mom left

The pain turned him into an alcoholic

He drank cause he missed her

Before I knew it, he was with her

Shit…

I play drums on my kneecaps

And freestyle to my feet taps

2Pac on TV — I wanna be that

Mind blown — like: Man, did you just see that?

I play drums on my kneecaps

And freestyle to my feet taps

ODB on TV — I wanna be that

Mind blown — like: Man, did you just see that?

And I did…