Tee Pees 1-12 - Father John Misty

Well you took me to the movies

You took me to the dance

You took me to your warehouse

Tied up in the back of your van

You said, «Whip it out."and I started to shout

«I'm in love with the woman again!»

Well you took me to your office

We went to meet your folks

We went out to the garden shed

Where I took off all my clothes

And I was terrified by the look in your eyes

But there’s a lot to loving I don’t know

Well you took me to the ceremony

To sweat out all my fear

You came across the cosmic serpent

With pants rolling into his hair

If he’s my spirit guide, I’m gonna stay inside

I’m never sleeping in a teepee again

No no

No no no no no

Doo doo doo doo

Well you asked me where I came from

In the middle of round ten

I thanked you for the compliment

Before you clarified what you meant

You said, «What the hell are you doing here?

There’s a crawler in my apartment.»

Trout fishing in America

Baby go and buy a pole

But by the time I got around to reading the book

I was a celebrated deep sea pro

Was drinking Greyhounds way below the ground

On my very own TV show

Well we went to get some work done

So our faces finally matched

The doctor took one look at me

And took a skin graft out of my ass

If this is what it takes to take you one date

I’m gonna put my mammoth behind glass

If I make it out alive from Hollywood and Vine

I’ll build a cabin up in the Northwest

No no

No no no no no

Doo doo doo doo