You Always Hurt the One You Love - Spike Jones

You always hurt

The one you love

The one you shouldn’t hurt at all

You always take

The sweetest rose

And crush it

'til the petals fall…

Now excuse me there, Mr. Carl Grayson

I’ll tell this little girl all about this here situation

Now Honey Child

You knows that you always seems to break

The, uh, well, the very kind of sort of our heart

With a hasty word that you just can’t seem to recall

Honey Child, Honey Lamb, Honey baby, Honey Doll, Honey Pie

Now then if this boy

Now mind you, I says, if this here boy

Dun broke your heart last night

Honey Child, Honey Lamb, Honey Baby, Honey Doll, Honey Pie

It’s because he loves you the most of all

You always hurt — *Bang* Ahh!

The one you love — Ahwwwooo!

(Man howling)

The one you shouldn’t hurt at all — *Bang* Aahhhh!

*Bang*

You always take — *Slide whistle*

The sweetest rose — *Slurping noise*

And crush it 'til the petals fall — *Glass shatter*

You always break — Kuhrunch!

The kindest heart — *Bum Bum Bum (Drum)*

With a hasty word you can’t recall — Where are you, you old bat?!

So if I broke — Kuhrunch!

Your heart last night — *Clacking noise*

It’s because I love you most of all!