Wuda Cuda Shuda - 2 Chainz, Lil Boosie

I woulda went there with y’all, I woulda got me a rental

I coulda stunt in the club, I could fuck every ho in the building

I shoulda got me a plaque, I should get me more attention

No, you should shut the fuck up and leave all the bitchin' to bitches

(Wuda cuda shuda ass nigga, ol' wuda, cuda)

(Wuda cuda shuda ass nigga, ol' ol', ol')

She in stilettos, she walkin' all pigeon toed

Really though, when it come to gettin' dough

If you listen to me, I’m so underground

You have to sit on the floor, oh!

I just thought I’d seen a spaceship, ride right past my airline

Everybody know I dumps that white girl like Kevin Federline

Don’t pay me no nevermind

These niggas is buggin', pesticide

I count money in my spare time

Just paid a hundred dollars for a hairline

Label talkin' bout what they woulda did

Bet they hustle me and you could be a winner

Girl, you eat more pussy than me

Girl, you shoulda been a nigga

Pockets swellin' up like Lymph nodes

Been a go-getter from the get go

Always talkin' bout what you was finna do

Damn broad, thought that you were finna get dough!

You a wuda, cuda, shuda ass hater

Wanna be a man so bad homie

Ain’t wanna see me get free

If you could you would have caught the stand on me

If I would have shook your hand, I would have been your boy

Now you extra hot since I dun' hit your broad

Now you talkin' now, 'bout sparkin' now

You prolly would shoot somethin' if you had some heart

That Bentley come from exotic rentals

Gotta go back Sunday, so you flat broke Monday

Probably could go spend 200 on somethin'

If you was gettin' Boosie money

You in King of Diamonds throwin' counterfeit

You might as well gon' pussy pop on the stage

All these rappers lyin' on records

O-M-G Hip-Hop, Hooray!

And you probably woulda been up in my video

But that was 'fore I went in

Ain’t even write me no letter

You a wuda, shuda, cuda ass friend, busta!