It Can't Be True - 13 Original Broadway Cast, Caitlin Gann, Elizabeth Gillies

Everything Charlotte says is a lie

It’s a lie, it’s a lie, it’s a lie

Everything Charlotte says is a lie

You better not believe her!

'Cause she says she saw Kendra and Evan at the mall

Standing face to face…

Laughing and talking and holding hands

And slurping all the way to

First base!

But everything Charlotte says is a lie

You better not believe her!

Kendra and Evan?

Yup

But what about Brett?

Ugh!

I know, she’s so full of it

But really, really, really, don’t say anything!

Of course not!

I won’t say a word

Y’ello?

Cassie?

Charlotte!

Yo

Everything Charlotte says is a lie

It’s a lie, it’s a lie, it’s a lie

Everything Charlotte says is a lie

You better not believe her!

'Cause I just heard that

She said she saw

Kendra and Evan

On their bikes

Having a little race

But everything Charlotte says is a lie!

You better not believe her!

Everything Molly says is a lie

It’s a lie, it’s a lie, it’s a lie

Everything Molly says is a lie

You better not believe her!

She said she saw

Kendra and Evan

Molly saw Kendra in the park

Lettin' Evan get to second base!

You better not believe her!

Holy Mack-a-roly, oh, it can’t be true!

No, you can’t repeat a single word I’m tellin' you!

And oh, can you imagine what Brett would do

If he heard that kind of a rumor?

Everything Cassie says is a lie…

Everything Molly says is a lie…

Everything Charlotte says is…

It’s a lie, it’s a lie, it’s a lie!

Making up stories, I don’t know why

You better not believe her!

So don’t say nothin'!

But she just told me

She said she saw

Kendra and Evan at the game

Then they vanished without a trace

Then she saw Kendra under the bleachers

Lettin' Evan get to…

Third base!

Holy mack-a-roly, oh, it can’t be true!

There’s an awful lot of trouble they could get in to!

And oh!

Can you imagine what Brett would do

If he heard that kind of a rumor?

Everything Kendra says is a lie!

It’s a lie!

It’s a lie!

It’s a lie!

Doin' the tongue with some other guy!

You better believe it!

'Cause He said

She saw She said

She saw He said

He saw

Kendra and Evan at the mall

Kendra and Evan at the park

Kendra and Evan at the lake

Kendra and Evan at the movies

Kendra and Evan at the zoo

And I just saw them

Right now!