Leafblower Blues - 11 Acorn Lane

Walking down the highway

What am I gonna do?

People passing by me

I’m still looking for you

I think I lost my suitcase

Don’t have a thing to wear

I’m gonna hit the drugstore

I see you standing there

She said, «Jump, jump, jump on my ride

Jump, jump, jump on my ride»

Driving to the dealer

My credit score is low

I can’t afford the extras

It’s time for me to go

Don’t re-new my license

Too many points

The DMV is closed now

Let’s blow this joint

She said, «Jump, jump, jump on my ride

Jump, jump, jump on my ride»

It’s time for me to go

It’s time for me to go

Hit the garden center

Gotta mulch some leaves

Gonna buy a leaf blower

To save my aching knees

We’re sitting in the driveway

The grass is too long

She goes and mounts the mower

Singing her song

She said, «Jump, jump, jump on my ride, yeah

Jump, jump, jump on my ride

Jump, jump, jump on my ride, yeah

Jump, jump, jump on my ride»