Look At Me, I'm Saundra Dee - The Sign Posters

Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee

Lousy with virginity

Won’t go to bed 'til I’m legally wed

I can’t

I’m Sandra Dee

Watch it!

Hey, I’m Doris Day

I was not brought up that way

Won’t come across

Even Rock Hudson lost

His heart to Doris Day

I don’t drink (No!)

Or swear (Ooh!)

I don’t rad my hair (Eeeew!)

I get ill from one cigarette (chrmchrmchrm)

Keep your filthy paws

Off my silky draws

Would you pull that stuff with Anette?!

As for you Troy Donahue

I know what you wanna do!

You’ve gut your crust

I’m no object of lust

I’m just plain Sandra Dee

Elvis, Elvis, let me be!

Keep your pelvis faaar from me!

Just keep your cool

Now you’re starting to drooooool

Hey, fongool

I’m Sandra Dee!