Always Gonna Be a Ho - Steel Panther

I fell in love

With someone sweet and pure

But you became

The world’s biggest whore

I went away

For a few weeks or more

You fucked more dudes

Than I fucked girls on the tour

How can it be?

You’ve got me beat

I’m not the only one

Who loves to cheat

Doesn’t matter what you do

Or where you go

You’re always gonna be a ho

Oh

Don’t care where you live

Or who you know

You’re always gonna be a ho

Oh

I never knew

I could feel quite so sick

I kissed your mouth

And tasted Satchel’s dick

I ran away

Went to my grandpa’s farm

I saw your name

Tattooed on my grandpa’s arm

Is there no man

You haven’t laid?

Has your vagina

Never seen the shade?

Doesn’t matter what you do

Or where you go

You’re always gonna be a ho

Oh

I don’t care if your dad

Is Russell Crow

You’re always gonna be a ho

Oh

This could be our love’s biggest test

Baby I don’t care if you’re a ho — just tell me I’m the best

Doesn’t matter if you’re hot

Doesn’t matter if you’re cold

Doesn’t matter if you got

Your vagina plated in gold

Doesn’t matter if you live

So long you’re covered in mold

You’re always gonna be a ho

It’s the truth so I am told

Doesn’t matter what you do

Or where you go

You’re always gonna be a ho

Oh

You’re always gonna rub my dick

And it’s gonna grow

You’re always gonna be a ho

You’re my favorite garden tool

Out in the shed behind the swimming pool

You’re a ho

You’re a fucking ho