G.I. Joe Gets Angry With Human Kind - SNFU

This one’s about how my G.I.

Joe came to life

And he kicked in my bedroom door last night

He grabbed me by my genitals

Mad at the fact that he had none of his own

G.I.

Joe hates humans

Yet he longs to be one

He envies our power to reproduce

I know, I know cuz he tried to kill me

Daybreak forced him back into his toy box

Where I hurriedly slapped on a padlock

With matches and gasoline, I sent him to Hasbro Hell

Now I can’t trust any toy, not even ones made by Mattel