Watch out Motherfucker, I Know Karate - Santa Hates You, Brian Graupner

It’s not kung fu

It’s karate

I can break your face in a million different ways

Like my secret hundred hand slap

Your mind will be blown and your lungs will collapse

I learned from an ancient master

Each day we’d fight

And every night we’d get plastered

On sake and plum wine

Call me Sub-Zero 'cause I’ll rip out your spine

Fatality

Here we go

Watch out

I know karate

Drop kicks

All up on your body

Breaking boards

Karate chops

Like a force of nature, I can never be stopped

My martial arts are amazing

Even Van Damme says I’m his favorite

I hella punch dudes with my fist

I was identified as a youth at risk

But instead of magazine subscriptions

I went door-to-door

Peddling pain inflictions

Why you wanna mess with me

I own Rush Hour 2 on DVD

I’ll kick you in the chin with my feet

While Jinxy throws a knife

And Peter Spilles drops a beat

Watch out

I know karate

Backflips

All up on your body

Breaking bones

Karate chops

Like a force of nature, I can never be stopped

Yeah