Here's to Your Destruction - Nashville Pussy

Said you were headed for a better life and then you did leave

With nothing but a goodbye note with some misspelled profanity

Swore you’d be in long limousines, staring at your name in lights

But a friend of a friend of a enemy of yours just set me right

Said you were doing real, real bad and on the streets again

Well I tried real hard and I acted so sad, but couldn’t hide my grin

I can’t hide the way I feel, I was raised an honest man

I love to enjoy about every laugh I can

'Cause the best news that I get is bad news about you

But I’ve done my time and cleared my mind

Tell you what I’m gonna do

Never thought I’d start drinking again

But the best reason that I’ve found

Here’s to your destruction, I’ll even buy this round

I need one for your old dead granny

One for your Uncle Joe

Hey, that old man’s a pedophile, hell everybody knows

If I see your big fat momma, you can tell her she better run

If she ain’t dead already, I’m shooting my gun

I was born poor, I’ll die poor, but I do the best I can

I’ll sit here with dog shit and feel like the world’s richest man

Screaming one!

No, no!

Second thought, bring two!

I’ll sit here and finish my beer while the world finishes you

Never, never thought I’d start drinking again

But the best reason that I’ve found

Here’s to your destruction, I’ll even buy this round