If Your Mamma Knew - Jim Bianco

You’re kissing strangers on the corner

Of Sunset and Vine, Sunset and Vine

Look at you, a brand new tattoo

Just below your panty line

You’re getting thinner, skipping dinner

It hastens the effect of the wine

Oh, the shape you’re in

It’s not a crime, it’s not a sin

But if your mama knew

If your mama knew

What would she do?

Girl, if your mama knew

What would she do?

What would she do?

If your mama knew

If your mama knew

Blowing cash, talking trash

All hail the drama queen

Your drawing glasses and fake moustaches

On the faces in the dirty magazines

You swore it was the last time, yeah

But you said that the last time

Breaking hearts and promises

And, and talking while you chew

If your mama knew

If your mama knew

What would she do?

Girl, if your mama knew

I think her face would turn blue

She’d say, «Shame on you.»

If your mama knew

If your mama knew

Na na…

Oh, the shape you’re in

It’s not a crime, it’s not a sin

But if your mama knew

If your mama knew

What would she do?

Girl, if your mama knew

I think her face would turn blue

She’d say, «Shame on you.»

If your ma, if your ma

If your ma

I’m telling on you

I’m telling on you

I’m telling on you

You

I’m telling on you

I’m telling on you

I’m telling on you

You, yeah

I’m telling on you

I’m telling on you

I’m telling on you

I’m telling on you

I’m telling on you

I’m telling on you

I’m telling on you

I’m telling on you

I’m telling on you

I’m telling on…