Okie from Muskogee - Melvins

We don’t smoke marijuana in Muskogee

We don’t take no trips on LSD

We don’t burn no draft cards down on Main Street

We like livin' right, and bein' free.

I’m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

A place where even squares can have a ball

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse

And white lightnin’s still the biggest thrill of all.

We don’t make a party out of lovin'

We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo

We don’t let our hair grow long and shaggy

Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.

And I’m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

A place where even squares can have a ball

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse

And white lightnin’s still the biggest thrill of all.

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear

Beads and Roman sandals won’t be seen

Football’s still the roughest thing on campus

And the kids here still respect the college dean.

And I’m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

A place where even squares can have a ball

We still wave Old Glory, down at the courthouse

In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.