No Favors - Craig G, Salaam Remi

When she told me she was leavin she said, «Now Craig, don’t get excited»

I said, «You're leavin?

It ain’t nothin, yo, I’m quite delighted»

What you expect me to do?

Start shittin?

Yeah right bitch, goodbye and good riddance

I don’t care if you’re goin because of that duck you’re with

Namsayin?

So hey, you can suck my dick

Cause now the secret is out and you’re outta luck

(Yo man, she’s startin to cry) Hey, I don’t give a fuck

She dished it out, so now she’s gonna get it too

So fuck you and the doctor that delivered you

After all the shit that I gave her

You’re gonna diss me?

Bitch, do me no favors

She had some nerve tryina play me like I’m Milton Bradley

So when she’s hearin this I hope her ass is feelin badly

About the things she did and she often tried

Now that you cried, go 'head, commit suicide

Jump off a building, or better yet jump off a cliff

And if you jump I hope you take that fuckin man you’re with

So what you love him, you love every man you know

To put it bluntly — bitch, you’se a stinkin hoe

What you thought?

That I was supposed to cry for you?

Baby please, don’t try to tell me what I should do

You got his kid?

Well I hope you both die in labor

And by the way, bitch, do me no favors

The Vernon Posse and I went to see 'Child's Play'

(Yo Craig, was it hype?) Yeah, I’ll say

Shit was runnin real smooth and oh so correct

And then I turned around and saw my fuckin ex

She had some dickhead kid wearin acid wash

And all I could say was «Oh my fuckin gosh»

But to be a good sport I smiled and said hi

And after that the bitch, she just walked by

So I ran up to her at the concession stand

And I said, «You won’t speak because you’re with your man?

Well fuck both of you, see cause you ain’t nobody

And the way that you look, you’re both seein Scotty»

But she tried to get hype and create a scene

So I dissed her ass, you know what I mean

And after that I jumped into my Blazer

Screamed out the window (Bitch, do me no favors)

About a month after that her ass was cold forgotten

And the rest of my life was finally startin

Chillin in my room pumpin The Kingpin

Then out of nowhere the phone starts ringin

So then I pick up the phone and say «Who's this?»

And yeah you guessed it, it was that fool bitch

You know the one that’s always actin nasty

She probably heard I went platinum, now she’s tryina gas me

But I’m not the one, she’s on a scenic route

She better check her funky ass into a Phoenix House

Or run with her man on the hoe stroll

Don’t look surprised, you see, I know so

Your man’s a fag that’s drag racin

And on top of that — you’re both basin

So don’t come to me with that generic shit

Cause I won’t give a fuck about hearin it

And if you go get your man I’ll play that boy quick

I mean so fast you’d think he had a joystick

Because back in the days he used to flam a lot

But now he’s a fairytale like Sir Camelot

And if he tries to diss I cut him like a razor

And then say, «Yo bitch, do me no favors»